Pursecute


verb. pur-si-kyoot cut-ed, cut-ing.

to be violently jarred by a stranger’s outsized handbag. usually at a bar or other crowded establishment where people have no sense of personal sp-ce.
i was quietly sitting alone, enjoying my scalding hot tea, when that awful woman pursecuted me with her gaudy louis vuitton knock off.

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