pusheen
the fattest and laziest cat you’ll see, eats more then i do if i had tapeworm, sleeps more then i do on vacation. he’s so cute and adorable you want to squeeze him so hard his organs explode out of his -n-s.
you:pusheens so cute
-squeeze–explosion sounds-
you:cry because you killed the cutest cat in the world.
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