Pussilitis
an infectious and contagious disease (only applicable to men) characterized by attacks of extreme unmanliness due to an increase of throughout a male’s body. the only known cure is growing some d-mn .
my friend brian has some major p-ss-litis. he doesn’t wanna race me, haha probably thinks he’ll lose. poor kid, i wish there was a cure.
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basically means d-ck face “did you see jason the other night? he was being a huge cara de monda.”
- Carried like a six pack
when you stick your one finger in her p-ssy and one in her -sshole just like carrying a six pack so last night were getting heavy so i carried like a six pack and she came right away
- Got her Like a bowling ball
when you stick 2 fingers in her -ss and your thumb in her p-ssy and hold her like a bowling ball so she wanted it bad as i was sucking her t-ts i got her like a bowling ball and made her squeal!!!
- shaking hands with the governor
male masturbation you: dude, sorry i’m late. me: what were you doing, shaking hands with the governor?
- discount acquaintance
a person who is not a close friend, but someone you have fostered a shallow relationship with for the purpose of securing cheaper goods or services “my wife’s friend dave runs a five star resturant, but he’s very conservative and we aren’t very close; i see him more as a discount acquaintance.”