Pussitus
a disease which causes a seemingly normal man to act like a p-ssy
joey lawrence must have had chronic p-ss-tus not to have nailed blossom’s friend, six!
one who suffers from a chronic disorder that doesnt allow you to do jacksh-t. usually a disease for a huge p-ssy with no reason to live.
aaron: hey, you wanna go do some shenanigans?
ben: nah dude i gotta sit this one out, my great aunt is dying
david: dont worry aaron, ben suffers from chronic p-ss-tus
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