Pussmuffin


1)a person who is known as a general panzy, douche, tool, or anything of the sort.; someone widely considered as a douche

2)a highly desired treat made by taking a regular blueberry m-ffin and topping it with the v-g-n-l excrete taken from a woman before s-x.
guy 1- you know that tanner kid?!
gut 2-yeah man, he’s a total pussm-ffin. he totaly got his -ss kicked friday!

guy 1- why the h-ll are you so happy?!
guy 2- i just ate the best pussm-ffin ever man.
guy 1- i’m jealous!
guy 2- you should be!

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