Pussommelier
a pussommelier (püˈsɒməljeɪ/ or /pūsʌməlˈjeɪ/; french pr-nunciation: poosɔməlje), or v-g-n- steward, is a trained and knowledgeable p-ssy professional, normally working for free, who specializes in all aspects of cunnilingual service as well as pressure and rhythm pairing. the role is much more specialized and informed than that of a f-ckboy in fine dining today. it is opined by pusssommeliers australia that the role is strategically on a par with that of the executive lesbian or jouet de s-xe.1
that dude from an episode or two of s-x & the city who was famous for going down on chicks, he’s a pussommelier. always capitalize that sh-t!
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