pussy blindness
a condition which afflicts straight men (and possibly lesbian women) which impairs their ability to use sound judgment and common sense. most often brought about by recent contact with v-g-n- and/or the future potential of v-g-n-l contact. destroys interpersonal relationships, mental and emotional health and possibly small animals. first appeared in greek mythology. odysseus famously resisted p-ssy blindness by having his boat’s crew tie him to the mast of his ship.
dude 1: man, b’s been mia since he’s been hit by that p-ssy blindness!
dude 2: yeah, it’s like he’s forgotten that he has friends or family!
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