pussy buzzard
{poos-ee buhz-erd} (noun): a leering incubus, mistakenly perceived by his peers as a trusted wingman and confidante, the p-ssy buzzard successively and successfully preys on bar flies and f-ll-t–us women who are almost exclusively prior conquests of his peers. the name comes from his circling like a vulture around the easy-pickings leftovers immediately surrounding him. common mating call, accompanied by flapping outstretched arms like wings: “ssssskkaaaawwwww! ssssskkaaaawwwww!”
ryan: “hey, i heard drew banged out another haggard sk-nk last night.”
josh: “yeah, and now he’s skeezing on your ex! put a skirt on a pencil sharpener and he’d try to f-ck that, too. that f-cking p-ssy buzzard will take whatever will lie still long enough. oh sh-t, here he comes —
both: “ssssskkaaaawwwww! ssssskkaaaawwwww!”
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