pussy cafe


1. where h-rny, rich and desperate single/unhappily married men go to have s-x with prost-tutes.

also known as wh-r-house or brothel

2. showrooms in developed and trendy asian countries where many cute and adorable cats are pampered in luxury for the public to visit.
1.
peter the cheater: hey babe, im f-kn hungry down here.
im gna go head off to the p-ssy cafe for a quick munch.

naive abused girlfriend: ohh ok, can i come too? im hungry too.

peter the cheater: no, b-tch make me a sandwich for when i get back.

naive abused girlfriend: but i thought u were going out for some food?

peter the cheater: yeah i love you too, bye!

-runs-

2.

natalie: i just wana go to j-pan, i hear they got the best p-ssy cafes there. they all look so gorgeous and pretty!!

tony: ….. yayer lets go!!!

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