pussy glasnost
a phenomenon occurring roughly every five years during which everyone decides it’s kosher to say the word “p-ssy” on tv and in every social context. the first p-ssy glasnost occurred in the early aughts when everyone was talking about big p-ssy’s death on the sopranos. the second p-ssy glasnost corresponded with vladimir putin’s hissy fit about the band p-ssy riot. the third p-ssy glasnost was inaugurated on friday, october 7, 2016 when the washington post revealed a video of donald j. trump, a major party nominee for president, saying he likes to -ssault random women by grabbing their p-ss-es. p-ssy glasnost is similar to the motherf-cker jubilee, which first occurred during the ’52 presidential campaign with the slogan “i like that motherf-cker ike.”
chuck todd: governor romney, you’ve used the word “p-ssy” eight times today. i must remind you that this is meet the press. you can’t say “p-ssy” here.
mitt romney: nah, bruh. it’s chill. it’s a full-on p-ssy glasnost up in here. thanks, deplorables!
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