pussy glasnost



a phenomenon occurring roughly every five years during which everyone decides it’s kosher to say the word “p*ssy” on tv and in every social context. the first p*ssy glasnost occurred in the early aughts when everyone was talking about big p*ssy’s death on the sopranos. the second p*ssy glasnost corresponded with vladimir putin’s hissy fit about the band p*ssy riot. the third p*ssy glasnost was inaugurated on friday, october 7, 2016 when the washington post revealed a video of donald j. trump, a major party nominee for president, saying he likes to *ssault random women by grabbing their p*ss*es. p*ssy glasnost is similar to the motherf*cker jubilee, which first occurred during the ’52 presidential campaign with the slogan “i like that motherf*cker ike.”
chuck todd: governor romney, you’ve used the word “p*ssy” eight times today. i must remind you that this is meet the press. you can’t say “p*ssy” here.

mitt romney: nah, bruh. it’s chill. it’s a full-on p*ssy glasnost up in here. thanks, deplorables!

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