pussy pizza


a p-ssy pizza is the term used to describe a type of pizza eaten by weak people, for example, vegans and frail children. these varieties of pizza include, but are not limited to: flatbread pizzas, pitta pizzas, gluten free pizzas etc…
stuart thought he was being both healthy and clever when he ordered a flatbread artisan pizza.

little did he realise the magnitude of his error… upon the arrival of said p-ssy pizza stuart was shunned by those around him and forced to confront his decision after being forced to abandon his friends and family.

outcast and downtrodden stuart wandered around aimlessly after these events, eventually renouncing his place in society and living out the rest of his days alone and in shame.

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