Pussy Renaissance
the p-ssy renaissance refers to the period of time between roughly 1970 and present day where women gained s-xual power over men. this allows women to run roughshod through men at bars and clubs all night until they’ve selected the man meat they wish to screw and forget about.
the p-ssy renaissance can account for the reason why most women have had more than one s-x partner while the largest share of men has had only one s-x partner in the past year (source: american s-xual behavior: demographics of s-xual activity, fertility, and childbearing/new strategist publicantions, inc.)
the p-ssy renaissance is neutralized by the powers of a successful pick up artist.
bill: “man, i can’t believe this, i was dumped by karen because she got bored with me. i’m having such a hard time getting a new girl because the p-ssy renaissance allows women to be extremely picky and screw whoever they want with no consequences”
dave: “i hear ya man, you need to see a self-help guru and learn how to neutralize the p-ssy renaissance and get a woman you deserve.”
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