pussy spider
a crude outside decoration consisting of a black spraypainted rubber v-g-n- with 8 pipe cleaner legs and only 2 googly eyes. usually hung from the tree when no other decorations are usable.
george the neighborhood pervert realized he hadn’t any decorations for halloween so he whipped up a batch of p-ssy spiders from his old worn-out rubber v-g-n-s.
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