Pussy whiffed


the state in which your fellow man abandons all reason in pursuit of the misdirected scent from an unsuspecting female.
you: “i can’t eat another hooter’s wing. we need to get to our seats. it’s game 7!”

p-ssy whiffed friend: “i think i’ll p-ss. this waitress totally wants my c-ck.”

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