pussypulse
1. a male state of mind in which all attractive qualities in a woman, except her v-g-n-, are rendered irrelevant due to an extreme lack of s-x.
2.the only certified and approved medicine for the otherwise fatal condition of p-ssyhands.
3. a real turn off for a necrophiliac.
billy: “poor tom hasn’t gotten laid in years. he’s now in p-ssypulse mode…”
tom:” i don’t care how ugly she is. as long as she has a pulse in her p-ssy i’m going in!”
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