Pussysaurus


similar to a walking fleshlight, a p-ssysaurus survives by constantly seaching out d-ld-sauri and “devouring” them into their huge, gaping pink maw. the flesh within slowly oozes juices that have magical properties and can…

… i think we’re done here.
1) “man, i got caught by a p-ssysaurus last night. they’re so enourmous. i’m no c-ckasaurus, so because of her displeasure she refused to devour me”

2) “we’re goin’ hunting for p-ssysauri down at the brothel. wanna come?”

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