Put a hood on it


phrase used to tell someone to stop being overly sensitive. as in having a “hooded cl-toris”, which reduces the stimulation and overall sensitivity of the cl-toris. by “putting a hood on it”, an individual would thereby have reduced sensitivity and stop being so emotional about various situations.
girl 1: last night my boyfriend and i watched “it’s a wonderful life”, and he kept crying throughout the movie.

girl 2: d-mn, your man needs to put a hood on it and stop being such a little b-tch.

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