put down a three


put down a three (3)

to m-st-rb-t-.

the third type of male body excretion.

to go number one is to pee. number 2 is to p–p. so number three is to release s-m-n from a dude’s body.

a person can’t “go number three” because, unlike a deuce, it can’t just be pushed out of the body. hence it has to be “put down”.
“i was going to return your call, but i was busy putting down a three.”

“this video game is so awesome, it makes me want to put down a three.”

“that guy rick is such a loser, i bet he puts down a lot of threes,”

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