put it in me
1. to insert ones p-n-s into ones v-g-n-
scott…put it in me!!!!!
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when dave makes chris especially angry, so angry that she forgets this phrase actually refers to his p-n-s.
dave really put it in me this morning when we argue. must be followed by ridicule by any who hears this
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