put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit
chimpanzees are notorious for throwing their feces and -j-c-l-t- around. putting on the rocky road chimpanzee suit is when a person is covered with every single bodily fluid available.
that blind date was such a psycho. all he wanted to do was put on the rocky road chimpanzee suit. there was p-ss and blood everywhere!
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