Put the iPod on shuffle


code for masturbating when you don’t want someone else to know.
1. john: hey, mary, i think i’m gonna go lay in bed and put the ipod on shuffle.

mary: oh, okay, john, that sounds fun!

2. “dude, did you see that chick at the mall in the short skirt last night? i totally went home and put the ipod on shuffle to that.”

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