put the parking brake up
euphemism for “to take a dump”.
i was initially only going to be gone for a minute, but once i was in the bathroom i realized i needed to put the parking brake up.
Read Also:
- pwnall
a roleplayer / roleplay character who never loses and gives themselves powers far and beyond what is reasonable in the game environment, usually having a ten thousand word explanation for why it is entirely feasible, after all. man, that arch-druidic, steel-winged, fire-sh-tting, bone-melting elemental dragon shape-shift is such a pwnall.
- pxe
abbreviation for pretend edge. refers to people who say that they’re edge and do it to look cool but really aren’t. similar and using the same form as sxe for straightedge guy-“i don’t drink. it’s uncool.” sxe girl-“you’re so f-cking pxe.” a shortened term for pimpcore. i’m so pxe! are you? nah, i’m kidding. i […]
- paddlecock
a game created by male cheerleaders. jim- hey jorge you want to play paddlec-ck jorge- yeah! but i get to be the paddle.
- padrat
girls who have their very own special half of a bed in the guys dorm of padua. they have to do the walk of shame very early in the morning with hot pants on. no limits to how many rooms they can own or how many can share a room. s-xual visitation hours are always […]
- slutress
a seemingly cl-ssy woman who galavants around the local watering holes in search of recognition. an established or career woman, usually mature and divorced. a closet wh-r-. “hey, did you see jay’s mom at the bar last night?” “yea, she was hanging all over the dads in the place, it was a mess” “apparently you […]