Putagonia
putagonia (pr-n): any woman that is forced to cancel her order for a patagonia jacket after she realizes that the ordered jacket is not the one that she initially intended to purchase. (i.e. usually occurs after a patagonia sale, as in earth day)
male #1: “your little sister seems upset.”
male #2: “yeah, she had to cancel her order for that patagonia jacket; she’s such a putagonia.”
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