putin’d
the russian act of p-ssing gas or sh-tting on the pillow of another individual in the hope that they will wake up with conjunctafunk (pink eye).
sergei: “you f-cking b-tch olga i’ve got the conjunktafunk in both eyes!”
olga: “that’s what you get for enjoying all of that russian vodka and having s-x with the multiple prost-tutes in the refrigerator boxes by the kremlin!”
sergei: “you putin’d me! you sh-t on my pillow for 4 hours straight!”
olga: “go to siberia!”(the american version of saying go to h-ll!)
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