putinism

noun: a bold faced lie so audaciously transparent that it defies all conceivable logic. a lie ardently defended even when the liar knows that the person being told the lie knows it’s a lie and that that person knows that he knows. derived from the wildly bizarre claims and -ssertions of russian prime minister vladimir putin in regards to nearly any situation.
joe: i finally broke up with sue. i caught her cheating red-handed finally.
tom: i thought she knew that you knew.
joe: she did. i told her. she still said she wasn’t cheating but she knew that i didn’t believe her. and she even knew that i knew.
tom: wow. that girl is just one putinism after the next.
tom:
a lie, so bold in nature and so obvious, it defies logic as to why it was told. a lie so huge and so transparent, not only does the one being told know it is a lie, but the liar knows it. and the person being told the lie knows the liar knows he/she knows and so on ad infinum. based on the name vladimir putin, prime minister of russia, in regards to his ability to purposely misspeak.
tom: joe, are you gay?
joe: no, i’m not gay.
tom: dude, you’re 35 years old, never had a girlfriend and last night i saw you french kissing a guy at the theater. you’re gay.
joe: dude, i am not gay!
tom: you’re sucking my d-ck, dude. you’re gay.
joe: am not.
tom: you’re just one big putinism, aren’t you?