Puto San Guelo
the legend of puto san guelo:
puto san guelo is a demon who visits teenaged boys and men in the middle of the night, on the first new moon in the spring, and tries to suck thier p-n-s. according to the legend, if puto san guelo sucks your p-n-s, you will become impotent (or your p-n-s will shrink, or you will become gay — there are several variations).
to protect yourself from puto san guelo, you need to cover your genitals in some way on that night, such as with a suitably sized cup or athletic supporter (“ball cup”).
when i was younger, my latino freinds used to tell me of the legend of puto san guelo. some would actually wear athletic supporters to bed on that night.
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