puttin’ in the rough
when you stick your d-ck in a dry hairy -sshole with no lube.
lance likes biker dudes and met one behind a gay bar. he asked the dude if he liked “puttin’ in the rough”. biker dude said sure..which type of club will you use? lance said “the driver of course”….
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