putting toothpaste back in the tube


sim. descriptive of the difficulties encountered when attempting s-xual congress whilst less than fully erect. also: thumbing in a slacky, playing snooker with string, pushing a marshmallow in a money box.
after i saw her face it was like putting toothpaste back in the tube.

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