Putty Ballooning


when a man blows air into a woman’s v-g-n- then presses on her uterus forcing the woman to queef.
chris: was it good for you?
chris’ girl: yeah… until you started putty ballooning me.
-chris leaves with a black eye but a smile on his face-

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