Pwanker


this is the act of masturbation. where a male uses a pillow wrapped round his p-n-s and rapidly moves it up and down in an arcing motion. this is most commonly performed by people going by the name jordan.
moving a pillow wrapped around a p-n-s up and down to climax. known as pw-nking, you are a pw-nker

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