pwnager


a weapon of m-ss destruction. usually refering to a medieval weapon, such as a large double handed sword, but may also be used in reference to any object which unleashes m-ss amounts of pwnage. chuck norris left and right legs, are also known as pwnagers.
we were loosing the battle, but then jimmy got out his pwnager and unleased the pwnage.
a person who pwns. a lot.
person a: “im a n00b”
person b: “no, ur not a n00b im just a pwnager”

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