Pwned by Family Values


a point of time where you are busy or want to hang out with friends but your parents say no because you’re family wants to f-cking spend time with you or they make you do ch-r-s or something gay like that.
1. dude, you want to go hang out today?

can’t,im getting pwned by family values.

you’re such a f-ggot. you’re always getting pwned family values, douchebag.

f-ck you!

2. dude, for the 4 day weekend coming up, i can’t hang out cuz im getting pwned by family values. they want to “spend time with me”

haha, you stupid b-tch

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