pwnis


a p-n-s that pwns

a cl-ssic trevism
trev: suck my pwnis
or
trev s-x my pwnis
3 more definitions
pwnage in its purest form.a pwnis is not only enormous and permanently ready for b-ttsecks, it has the potential to pwn all matter of objects, specializing in v-g-n-s and other orifices. in short a p-n-s that pwns
i am very disappointed/surprised that this word is already in the ud but ill take complete credit for it’s origin anyway as i have a pwnis that will pwn anyone that disputes this fact.
it’s just being awesome, it will be said by just typing “pwni” in to a chat, meaning you are awesome, gorgeous, beautiful. simple world.

it can be used to say how beautiful someone is.
oh you’re such a pwni <3 1. to "pwn" (aka own) a persons or animals p-n-s. 1. that guy is going to get pwnisd. 2. i pwnis that guy.

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