pwoned


to be owned, or showed up by another. as an alternative spelling of powned, pwoned takes on a ‘haxor’ computer user overtone. -ssumedly the creative spelling emulates a keyboarding mistake.
most often used as an exclamation. also used like ” here’s the link to the file you said didn’t exist, heh, you got pwoned!”

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