pygmy bitch


a small runt like person with the mental capacity of a potato, whom is your b-tch. often used in place of errand boy.
“pygmy b-tch come here with my soda!”
“wtf is a pygmy?”
“a mythological creature in norse mythology.”
“like the norse you ride?”
“shut the f-ck up pygmy b-tch.”

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