Pyro Pastie


the act of defecating in a newspaper, lighting it, and throwing it onto your neighbours lawn in the hope that he will stamp on it to put it out.
‘that c-nt next door is doing my head in, so i lobbed him a pyro pastie and watched as he stamped on it in his slippers’

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