Pythonator


monstrous, possibly apocryphal constrictor snake alleged to dwarf both the prehistoric t-tan-boa and the supposed amazonian megaconda. claimed to grow to 200ft in length and several feet thick. name derives from a fusion of python and terminator (james cameron film franchise). thought to frequent polynesia.
the pythonator could be capable of devouring whole elephants

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