Q hole
why don’t you look in the mirror.
or when you go to hi five some one and you hit the corn dog out of there hand.
why would you have a corn dog in your hand when i go to high five you, now you make me look like a total q hole
when you’re in a long queue at the post office, or bank, or reception desk at the std clinic, and people have to p-ss through the queue to leave.
the person who they choose to step by to get through is the q-hole.
“i was in the post office this morning and it was so busy, and i don’t know what it is, i’m either really fit or really tragic, but i became everyone’s q-hole.
or
you’re just a q-hole waiting to happen.
the act of being a q hole
“what’s a q hole?”
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