Q-tipping


when a man is about to climax (aka bust a nut) and -j-c-l-t- after recieving oral s-x, he withdrawals his p-n-s from his significant counterpart’s mouth and tilt’s their head so that their ear is lined up with the path in which the man’s p-n-s will secrete s-m-n towards, and follows up with -j-c-l-t-ng in her counterpart’s ear. next, the man pulls out a q-tip (cotton swab), which he keeps with him at all times, and throws it at his significant other’s face and either a.) walks out of room and throws up a peace signing hand gesture or b.) yells, “clean your ears, b-tch,” and procedes to evacuate the vicinity.
“yo, i was q-tipping mad bytches last night”
“that bytch was wildn’ last night after i q-tipped her”
the act of sticking an individual’s p-n-s into the ear of another.
michael and i are saving ourselves for marriage, so we consummate our love by q-tipping.
1)the act of swabbing out your ear with a qtip
2)quail tipping; the act of pushing over a quail
-cameron was qtipping his ears earlier.

-you guys want to get trashed and go qtipping this weekend?!
when almost all of the holes have penetrated, that leaves two more holes. q-tipping is the insertion of ones member into another’s ear cavity.
i was q-tipping that b-tch so hard last night this morning she can’t hear no more.
sticking your w-ng in somebody’s ear. it’s a very good threat for situations where you’re very upset over something that doesn’t really matter (sports, driving). using this one will help calm you down because you can’t help but laugh to think about it. it’s somewhat of a put-down to yourself to say it, but just think how surprised people will be to see that your p-n-s is actually much too large to enter anyone’s ear!
“she’s not gonna be laughing tonight when i’m q-tipping her!”
self-penetration, as with a hermaphrodite, or a man penetrating his own -n-s with his p-n-s.
“man, q-tipping is just not the same as man-to-man s-x. sucks dude.”

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