QFS
quelle f-cking surprise. a sarcastic response to the usual bullsh-t. popularized by canadian author douglas coupland in “generation x.”
“phillip stood me up again. qfs, eh?”
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quoted for stupidity
john doe: 5×5=10 you stupid people!
jane: ^qfs
quick f-ck and suck.
another way of saying a quickie.
jenny needs a qfs.
see quantum four square
1. you down for some qfs?
quote from self.
used on forum to recap earlier statements in long discussion threads.
i don’t know why you think i would say that, in fact i stated the contrary earlier in this forum: qfs:”i don’t agree with that theory”
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