QMFO
quif my flaps off (kweef-my-flaps-off). the act of quifing soo hard that your l-b– blows out irreparably. to be used in place of lmf– (laugh my f-cking -rs- off).
joel: can you believe that jb hi fi has a 50% off sale today!
scotty: well qmfo!!! i’m so there
joel: i was soo drunk i ended up sh-gging some desperate in the toilet cubicle and got caught!
scotty: qmfo!!!! thats awesome!
Read Also:
- murtaza jafferji
weird… but still funny tries to tick people off… but still funny…even his face is funny… lol jk if he tried to be nice once in a while it would kill him. yep that’s about it… that weird kid is so murtaza. good at foot better then b.e and b.b combined or me and b.b […]
- Mushsauce
a romantic process through which a male buys his tall, blond and absolutely gorgeous girlfriend an expensive plane ticket to an ill-strious location and blows the rest of his savings on an engagement ring. he then offers to drive her to the airport on the day that her flight is set to depart. upon dropping […]
- Musicy
to be musical;to have a musical personality. i met this person and he was really musicy.
- plampin
a mixure of pimping and planting a ghetto pimp gardener’s job grandma:i got you this fuzzy jacket guy: sweet, give me seeds so i can go plampin
- QMFT
“quoting myself for truth” you’re ego is so extravagantly large, and only repeating things you have said can -ssure your awesomeness. someone who is quite self confident in their superiority over others opinions. “i find that so hilarious, i must post it everywhere i seem applicable, qmft.”