typing the first and last letters of each keyboard out of sheer boredom. you’ve probably looked at the other definitions for qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsaoiuytrewq, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, and plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq too.
“woah! look, i found a new urban dictionary definition! i typed in ‘qpalzm’!”
she’s d-mn hot! with her d-mn nice body shape. also had pair of bright eyes and d-mn cute voice she have. she is a good friend you should have. eiraa’s hot! i wanna date her!
has curly black hair. very smart. has a little song with her name that goes “adamary from mexico” to th tune of “avocoados from mexico” omg have you met adamary? you mean “adamary from mexico”
- piping a hot carl
after taking a ‘hot carl’ on ones partner, either partner removes the seran wrap, fondles the contents into an elongated shape, bites a small hole in the seran and decorates themselves and/or their partner. largely considered ‘inside baseball’ within the fecalpheliac community, this is a highly erotic act. in some cases, the elongated ‘hot carl’ […]
- muck trail
when you jack off and the s-m-n runs down your b-lls into your gooch/undercarriage area dude, i jacked off this morning laying on my back and instead of landing on my stomach, it just lazily rolled down my shaft down towards my bhole… it created quite the exhilarating muck trail
- jar of kraut
also a v-g-n-. another slang term for female anatomy. she was really into me. she told me to putt on a rubber and open her jar of kraut.