QTSD
qtsd is an acronym for “quit thinking start drinking”, it is usually the answer given by people who are at a loss when asked for meaningful advice on a serious or non-serious situation, in the hope that in the drunken stupor that follows the situation will be resolved somehow.
guy 1: “what am i going to do (insert problem)”
guy 2: “qtsd b-tch!”
guy 1: “alright, i suppose one drink couldn’t hurt”
5 hours later in another state/country
guy 1: “huh, so everything turned out ok, nice”
guy 2: “told you so”
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