quad-parked
similar to a double park, a quad park is when a car exploits four parking sp-ces. this is a defensive measure taken by pompous sn-bs to ensures the safety of ones expensive vehicle . a traditional quad-park is parallel to the designated lines, but an equally effective method is in a “i dont give a f-ck” diagonal formation (see hexa-park).
today i saw this pretentious pr-ck pull into the best buy parking lot and totally quad-parked his pt cruiser. who does he think he is taking up four spots?
the tanger outlets parking was practically deserted on white wednesday, so for fun we quad-parked my mom’s audi.
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