quaft


a large, wild, untamed amount of hair.
brian’s quaft was exceptionally messy today.
everything. can be used as an insult or a compliment. or simply when you dont know the word u r trying to say:)
insult: ugh your such a quaft!!!!!
compliment : d-mn girl you be lookin quaft today!
random: it was in its own little quaft:)
a variation of the cl-ssic pompador, often more messy, and sweaty.
adam’s quaft at half was incredible, soon after many other team members tried to copy the hair style, but it was impossible.
the 3rd person past tense of the word queef.
joey quaft when he heard about the monroe transfer.
when a girl sh-ts so hard it causes her to also queef.
dude, did you just hear that girl quaft in the bathroom. it sounded like a duck but smelled like your -ss.
to beat someone over the head with a baseball bat, lightly. it is taken from the word coif which is a head covering worn by people such as nuns whom are sometimes know to beat the cr-p out of small children while

saying it is only a “light” punishment.
i’m going to quaft my babies daddy!
when a person becomes so lazy that they will not release air from their flatulence. eventually the quaft will work its way out of the b-tt cheeks producing a unique sound at a slightly high pitch than an average fart and for a longer duration of time.
leave the room. uncle rob just quafted.

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