quagga


an animal which kind of looks like a cross between a zebra & a horse. extinct since the late 1800’s when people moved to the area in south africa & decided it would be fun to hunt them. now all the quaggas are dead 🙁
i have a pet quagga called larry, he lives in my garden.
using its full name, the quagga louie car-car is a beast that prefers non-confrontational methods, eating copious amounts of food to store energy for an unknown date where they will undoubtedly take over the universe as we know it.
me: yo quagga, you a fat-ss.

q.l.c.c.: just you wait…
something that is really, really fun to yell at whiny, in-the-closet-emo kids who are late to cl-ss.
-emo walks into room late-
-everyone points and yells-
everyone: quagga!!!!!!
emo: holy cr-p you guys, leave me alone!
mammal of south africa that resembled a zebra; extinct since late 19th century
guys.. look at that f-cking quagga. its so very.. quaggaish. ha, how very humorous. aww look, its sickly..haha

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