quaided
to be felt up on a plane, and to kind of enjoy it
hey did you know that guy got quaided last week
definition; quaided, derived from the character quaid in total recall, meaning to be have been so mind-bendingly drunk that your memory might as well have been effectively wiped. a state so beyond merely not being able to recall what happened last night, that you might as well have taken a trip to mars for all you know.
“i did what? said i was a secret agent working under cover, from mars? i don’t know anyone called richter, why the h-ll would i see him at the party? g-d i’m so quaided right now, i’m never drinking again! can’t remember anything. hold on, i feel another chundah coming, somebody open that window, give des people ayuh!!!
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