Quainocerous
an exceptionally large and typically blonde creature that has a particular p-ssion for the ‘rear-splay’. of 2 varieties, the better known is the ‘lesser spotted quainocerous’; this creature is known for being aggressive, high maintenance and possessing skills in magic, this includes several sightings of the ‘sea-gul’. this includes turning a clasped handful of air into a handful of warm, sticky white substance and throwing it all over itself.
rich – “sh-t batman, is that a lesser spotted quainocerous?”
batman – “yikes! it must be…. wait! is that jack?!”
rich – “be-jesus! it is. typical him, going for the ‘rear-splay’ in full public view.”
batman – “yucky! the quainocerous has just ‘sea-gulled’ again. dutty b–tch.”
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