quake hand
to m-st-rb-t-, by not actually consciously moving your hand.
the best option is to wait for an earthquake (though this may be a rare occurrence in some parts of the world not along a fault line) but that is what makes the situation even more romantic when the time eventually comes (pun).
follow these steps:
step 1 – hold genitalia tightly in hand (not too tight).
step 2 – wait for earthquake (warning: may take time).
step 3 – let the quake do the shake.
john: whoa dude, are you doing the quake hand?
bill: no, i have parkinson.
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