qualods
a state of mental distress usually experienced by your partner, which they have no intention of articulating to you, or explaining any reasons behind it, but which they are p-ssed-off that you are not doing anything about, and will make sure that the nice evening that you had planned becomes a living h-ll.
acronym:quite upset about lots of different stuff
nb: do not, under any circ-mstances, try to explain to a sufferer that they have this condition.
person of unspecified gender:(enters room with a face like a busted boot)
partner of person of unspecified gender:(thinks)”aw sh-t! qualods!”
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